Hipsters

Well. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear the sarcasm in your text over the Internet

We NEED a sarcasm font

It's called italics. Sadly, it's not offered on funsubstance.

FUNSUBSTANCE, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME!!! YOU MAKE A FONT FOR SARCASM RIGHT NOW!!!

Well excuUuUuuUUUuse me

I say it like, "Well ek-ska-YOOOOOOOOOOS me." (I spelled it out phonetically, just in case you're wondering why it's so wonky.)

i liked this only because you said wonky. its not used enough.

Wonky is the Jesus of all words. And inevitable, it rolls off the tongue perfectly if you say it in the right way.