When someone says I'm attractive

Physically I'm like awww that's so sweet thank you, but inside I'm like 'mate, are you blind?!'

Wait wait! I wouldn't know what this feels like because it never happens

Um excuse me? Want to know how I got these scars?

RIP Heath Ledger ;(

I usually just say Ina deadbeat voice, " What do you want"?

so never then?

Was that some kind of joke?