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foreveryoung098
· 11 years ago
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Or that one time I was on a bus and this guy kept asking "Why aren't you having sex with (Insertguyfriendhere)!?!?" So I lied and said "I'm a lesbian, dumbass". The entire bus heard. I'm not a lesbian. Now the whole school thinks I am.
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guest
· 11 years ago
FML
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
I was at church and this girl(she was a real bitch in school, this was about 3rd grade) came up and kissed me on the lips(I shoved her away) in 9th grade my friends somehow found out so now everyone thinks I'm bi
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iceshard
· 11 years ago
Well... didn't you say you were bicurious
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
Yeah, but no one really knows that(except for like 2 people)
iceshard
· 11 years ago
Ooh ok... that's embarrassing lol...
foreveryoung098
· 11 years ago
I hope you don't get bullied for that like I do
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chakun
· 11 years ago
I really don't understand why peeps still bully others for their sexual biz... I mean it's almost 2014! Who cares who other people are attracted to?! It is your business and you shouldn't get harassed because you happen to be attracted to the same gender, or no gender, or the opposite gender, or fruit, or whatever you prefer... Be who you are, love is all that matters....
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guest
· 11 years ago
Almost 2014, yeah I think that's called 2013!
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iceshard
· 11 years ago
Im a bisexual fruit :3
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guest
· 10 years ago
If they're that much of a bunch of dumb asses to mistake your sexuality maybe they should shut the fuck up and reconsider things before they spout baloney about other people and bully them for it.
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juliajones
· 11 years ago
I thought this wasn't going to be funny so I was so taken aback I spit my tea back into my cup after I read that.
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rosegold
· 11 years ago
I once was with my parents and we were in a sandwich shop. I looked at the sandwiches on display and shouted out "Omg! Look! That sandwich has sperms on it." I mixed up the word "sperms" for "sprouts"
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iwantasandwhich
· 11 years ago
I...I...I don't think I want that sandwhich....
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guest
· 11 years ago
smooth
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