I Can't be the Only One

NSA: shit they're onto us

Their*

The cameras at my house aren't secret.

Oh really, NSA? You like looking at me crazy, eh? *wink*

*are

I always think there's one in the bathroom..

Wherever the electronics are

I've learned just to deal with it. If you unfortunate weirdos wanna see me shit, then so be it.

If that happened I would be checked in to a mental institute, that or nobody would ever want to talk to me because they would know about the weird shit I do

Waffle

THE BATHROOM

Always do, then I try and pour cereal all sexy, hoping my crush would see how much of a babe I am, but then I always forget and dance around, possibly ruining my chances of ever getting a boyfriend

*suddenly looks around*

*their

i do think there one in my house

You are not the only one mr strawberry.

Anonymous is watching you, don't forget that, never forget that...

*NSA has cameras*
*I strip down to butt naked body*
*they no longer track me*

Yep, I'm paranoid.