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humpdaaaaayyyy
· 11 years ago
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That was a pun.... Oh god!!! :D
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mrblackbelt108
· 11 years ago
Dude what day is it?
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humpdaaaaayyyy
· 11 years ago
HUMPDAAAAYYYYY!!!
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mrblackbelt108
· 11 years ago
WHATWHAAAAAT!!!
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humpdaaaaayyyy
· 11 years ago
*Highfive*
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ironman
· 11 years ago
Holy mother of cringes.
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
I don't even have a dick and I cringed. Dear god, this is why I want cremation. The entire process of preparing a body for burial is so very *wrong*.
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thapwnzor
· 11 years ago
You also need to prepare a body for cremation just as you do for burial.
windscryer
· 11 years ago
They do not sew your asshole shut or glue your eyes closed for cremation unless you have a viewing. I will NOT be having a viewing.
jjohnson21
· 11 years ago
Pretty sure an erection comes from a continuous rush of blood to the penis... So when the heart stopped wouldn't it go away? Or am I wrong?
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humpdaaaaayyyy
· 11 years ago
I have no clue but I was thinking along the same lines as you
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
Except there's nothing to force the blood out if the heart has stopped. It probably would eventually, but not before the most uncomfortable funeral ever.
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guest
· 11 years ago
Wouldn't it drain out due to gravity...?
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guest
· 11 years ago
A spider walks by pumping blood into each of its legs, so when it dies, the legs curl up to the classic dead spider position. I believe it's the same way with a man's penis.
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nattlesh
· 11 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis Everything stays as it was.
windscryer
· 11 years ago
That actually takes a bit to set in and it's not permanent or funerals would be way creepier.
