when words backfire

Apply cold water to the burned area

Except that wouldn't work because you didn't picture everyone's faces in your mind or use their full names. There are rules, guys!!

But I'm sure whoever you like is probably hotter than you,so you would essentially kill them

Suddenly, a missing poster goes up. News reporters announce that a guy named 'people' with the middle name 'hotter' and last name 'than-me' His parents are in tears.