The first law of lazy college senior

Double spaced ftw

5 & 3/4 pages... That'll roll.

Change all the commas and periods to 14 point to extend the text. (Only works if you are using 12 pt font)

Change the page borders so there's more space around the edges
Make you name segment really, really long like this:
Name
Name of class
Abbreviation for class
Days of the week you have the class
Time you have the class
Date
When you get to the second to last line in the page, press enter
Two spaces when you start a new sentence