Creepy thing in the same vein:
You get an unsolicited invitation to join Facebook and include people you "may already know" and they nail it. You do know these people, including your ex.
No Facebook, stop. Stop trying to make it happen. I will not join.
A kid in my english class made a statement, and the teacher asked him what his evidence was. The kid replied that he didn't have any, and the teacher told him he couldn't do that. Then, under his breath as he turned around, grumbled "Unless you work with Fox25, of course..." Greatest moment of my school career.
You get an unsolicited invitation to join Facebook and include people you "may already know" and they nail it. You do know these people, including your ex.
No Facebook, stop. Stop trying to make it happen. I will not join.