Pocket Penguin. For all you Funsubs having a bad day (:

*Runs between the two of you and makes a run for it with the Nutella

GIVE IT BACK VERMIN.

I got this, G-Nazi. *aims bazooka at conecat* *fires* surprise motherfucker

*Gasps* I thought we were friends. *Tilts head back and dies then gets back up because she is a cat*

Lol

I HAZ THE NUTELLA!
*opens jar up only to find it completely empty*
*cold voice complete with death glare* what have you done

lol I ate it while ya'll were fightin

...my whole life I was fighting for that jar...my life is meaningless now

Buy. A. New. One.

But I ate every single jar in the universe

*pokes conecat's belly* give them back

*weeps in the corner*

*pulls a spoon out of pocket* there's only one way to get the Nutella back...

*pulls out bazooka* on three...

Nooooooo! Wait! I have.....
A secret stash

(ʘᗩʘ') WHAAAAAT?