Want to get out of taking a math test?

Says the pizza

Nice try, 'murica.

I tried this. It actually WORKED. After I ran out of my class my teacher came back to get me and then took me back to class and then had a private conversation with me as to why I was chanting USA (I live in Canada). This conversation took so long that I actually got to miss the test and the teacher never said anything about it to me ever again!! If you haven't done this, I strongly recommend that you do so soon :p

Dumb