How to cook a turkey!

I have to side with the guest on this one. That's super annoying.

Cool. I have to side with myself to not care. But only care enough to reply. Ha, loopholed your loophole.

*sigh* lame894, back to the kiddie table with you.

I hate you, pops!

You'll thank me for my honesty...someday.

I'm running away!

It's fine, everyone. He's not pale enough to be my kid.

Even if I was your kid I would've run away at the age I knew what running away was. But obviously you wouldn't care.

Well, this is interesting.
We both know that you can't possibly know what kind of father I am. In fact, I'M only just learning that for myself. So now I'm wondering if you're subconsciously projecting your own parents and family life onto me in order to cope with your own pain by finally giving voice to your grievances.
#miintheballpark

Indoubtedly.