Haven't you heard of the Purse Conspiracy? We need pants, but they make them without pockets, so we have to spend another $100 on a purse. Plus, when you factor in that each purse only has its own design, we need about a total of ten to match our different outfits.
What if I told you I don't actually have brown shoes, but I have to listen to my coworkers bitch about it and that's how I know it's a thing? (Honestly, I don't get it either, but then I carry a backpack and sew pockets into all my clothes for this very reason.)
Besides, I told you to find me a label that said the size was black. Did you do that?