It seemed like a logical precaution to me

In all honesty I always thought it meant that if you drop it, it could get dirty because it's a county jail shower (gross) so you won't be able to use it anymore...

Don't drop the soap, as in don't bend down because someone will anal rape you.

I'm gonna need your age before I can do that.

Too late.

JUST SQUAT TO PICK IT UP

ARGH! Beat me to it, thanks to me spending my 80 daily comments (w00t woot) trying to catch up to today's posts.

HOW DID YOU GET 80? I ONLY GET 60!