Rekket

And it doesn't hurt to be sexy like him.

*again looks down at gut* nope

Haha come on is it that bad?

I weigh 270 lbs, I'm definitely not built or toned or anything.

Height?

It doesn't *hurt* if you're him, but it's not necessary. See the the original comment. ;D

About 5'9" 5'10". And I know I prefer to be the chubby guy, less work involved.

Boulderinthepond

No I'm kidding

But seriously.

Haha that was good.

Wow, I didn't think you'd be about as big as me. You'd truly be a decent opponent (I've got a few inches on you, but not much).

Let's go. Bring it on.

*pulls out a spiked baseball bat*

*pulls out barbed wire baseball bat soaked in gasoline and lights it on fire*

Wiiiiiiiiind! Pebble's cheating!

How? I thought we were going hardcore rules like the mick foley vs edge wrestling match at backlash.

*shrug* Meh, seems fair to me. NOW BATTLE, MY LORDS, THAT WE MAY ENJOY THE SPECTACLE! *raises goblet in toast*

*swings at navy with flamming barbed wire bat* LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!!!

*grabs popcorn and watches intensely*

*laughs intensely and grabs popcorn next to nolongeranon*

Sure. I'll get the gauze, butterfly bandages, splints, knuckle braces, antiseptic, and alcohol. I hope your future career aspirations didn't include your hands because you're gonna have stumps left by the time you're done.

Windscryer used Confusion! It's Super Effective!

I think she means you'll be punching so many people you will wind up with stumps.

LOL I did, but since it made me a Pokémon, I ain't changing shit.

I think you underestimate what I'm about to do. *puts on the Bronze Boots of Truth*

Where I'm from, that's called a "Donkey Punch".