The reality is sad.

A famous, gay douchebag whom is twice my age, has a girlfriend and lives on the other side of the planet, doesn't know I exist, and doesn't like me back--and is fictional... That is a toughie.

Oh and an attractive boy too? Damn.

Gay but has a girlfriend? Umm i cant say anything or some fandoms will come and murder me

*snort*

What about Shang from Mulan? He's relatively aged and he was kinda a douche at some points

What about Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother?

I think we found a winner haha

Yeah. Barney wins

Holy shit. He actually found someone who's gay yet has a girlfriend!

*she

Ahh didn't realize it was you GN.
She*