If you're happy and you know it

Laughing is even more weird

crying is weirder...its like peeing thru your seeing holes when you are sad

Peeing is expelling waste from your body through a personal straw that gravity sucks.

I was thinking about eating today. Like you all gather around and sit down, nice and normal so far. Then you put different food items into your mouth and crush them up with your teeth while moving it around with your tongue (which sounds like a difficult skill to master) so that it fits through the tube in the back of your mouth. Then you push it down that tube using your saliva and tongue. Delicious.

One time I was in a restaurant with my sister, grandma, and grandpa and I was thinking about how weird restaurants are. Like you go to a place where someone else cooks your food for you and you have all of these choices but instead of all of you eating the same thing like you do at home you all eat DIFFERENT things. Completely different things.