Describes my Life

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deleted · 10 years ago · FIRST

That bird looks so happy with his watermelon and shit

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papoandoscar · 10 years ago

Im so sorry orange but its just not meant to be.. My heart belongs to watermelon

klsprpltxt · 10 years ago

still a better love story than twilight

shadowstorm197 · 10 years ago

A dick and the zipper in jeans is a better love story than twilight

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klsprpltxt · 10 years ago

My butt and the chair I am sitting on have a better love story than twilight

shadowstorm197 · 10 years ago

That's the best love story ever bro

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asianchocolate · 10 years ago

But there's no watermelon in winter
So you're alone
Like me
Yay

klsprpltxt · 10 years ago

I know the feel bro...I feel as ignored as a white crayon

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howaboutnope · 10 years ago

Ahem you have to find someone who prefers black paper

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klsprpltxt · 10 years ago

That's deep, but I have never in my life met a person who likes using black paper. Its only when you run out of all the other colors.

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grammarnazi1 · 10 years ago

So water.
Much melon.

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lebfturtle · 10 years ago

I don't know why this is so funny, but it just is.