1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition.

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laceandleather · 11 years ago · FIRST

I fucking love dad jokes.

parawhore · 11 years ago

Amen

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guest · 11 years ago

I thought he was going to give him a pack of condoms

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swolo · 11 years ago

You know this is probably gonna happen one day

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gilbonzo · 11 years ago

My dad never tells them, but they're one of the only things I remember about my Papa.

girlyoudonotknow · 10 years ago

My dad never jokes like this he jokes by poking me in the face when im not paying attention

kingchris · 11 years ago

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guest · 11 years ago

To kingchris,
*Dads, *There're, *dads *this.
From King Grammar

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deleted · 11 years ago

There're? While technically not incorrect, people find it awkward and clumsy to use it.

guest · 11 years ago

But there're is right anyway.

deleted · 11 years ago

Yes, but it's frowned upon.

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guest · 11 years ago

Its a shame black people will never get these jokes

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cheshire23 · 11 years ago

Oh shit!

deleted · 11 years ago

It's going DOWN!!!!!

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