An initiation? How quaint. There is an entire book series dedicated to that smut. You want to initiate someone, why not Zoidberg? http://i.imgur.com/Ng7LM.jpg
Or, you could venture into sounding... Saw one of those where the girl splits the guy down the shaft. Maybe you'd look into one man, one mason jar. The guy survives the perforated intestines, by the way. That not your cup of tea? There is always something worse. Always. Like this: http://i.imgur.com/AsbAo.jpg
After a fine foray into what is really some messed up crap out there, let's get some eye bleach: http://i.imgur.com/WwaNPt5.gif,http://i.imgur.com/LabxWWu.jpg
While you guys have the D'awwwws, I'm going back to the internet. My people need me.
All this in accordance with the prophecy.
NO! NO! NO! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!! The black heron shades the water to make fish think there is a covering above them to protect them from predators/the sun. When they go into the shade, the black heron eats them. The black heron will stand still for hours to be more convincing, snapping up each fish stupid enough to seek it's shelter. If their are plenty of fish in sight, it will just eat them without needing to spread it's wings to see them. This is a form of hunting, not eye correction!
http://i.imgur.com/gmw4txl.gif
Here be you initiation
Or, you could venture into sounding... Saw one of those where the girl splits the guy down the shaft. Maybe you'd look into one man, one mason jar. The guy survives the perforated intestines, by the way. That not your cup of tea? There is always something worse. Always. Like this: http://i.imgur.com/AsbAo.jpg
After a fine foray into what is really some messed up crap out there, let's get some eye bleach: http://i.imgur.com/WwaNPt5.gif, http://i.imgur.com/LabxWWu.jpg
While you guys have the D'awwwws, I'm going back to the internet. My people need me.
All this in accordance with the prophecy.