English pronunciation

You know, I never realized how little sense the English language makes until I read this.

I read it, I just had to go slowly.

I quit half way through. :D But English isn't my native language, so that's okay right?

I'm English, and managed it. It's quite beautiful.

I knew that English is a complicated language that doesn't make sense sometimes but wooooow. But I managed it. Although English is my native language.

I recited all of this perfectly as an extra credit assignment in my 6th grade english class!

i had to go really slow but i could pronounce all these words. thank you to all my english teachers

I had never heard of some of these words, so I did not know their correct pronunciation. I need to improve my vocabulary!

This is just pure genius

Yes, it makes little sense to the ignorant. Anyone who claims to speak English and say this correctly, simply need stop rushing through it. Calm down!

I nailed it and English isn't even my native language!

As a foreigner I feel very accomplished, because the only words I was lost at were corps, Hiccough and Islington :D when you pronounce it correctly it actually comes out as a beautiful poem.

Do I get extra points for noticing there's a typo in here? FeOffer should be Feoffer. You don't get bicapitalisation in standard English (spelt bicapitalization in US English) unless it's a company or product name. (Bicapitalisation is using a capital letter in the middle of a word).

Read all that? Ain't Nobody Got time For that!

Woah, slow down there Satan!

OMG FIRST TRY AND I ONLY GOT TERPSICHORE WRONG I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED

Reading this out loud in full is so worth it.

I read up to a point, but then i thought.... Why bother? I'm already taking international exams for this things, i do not need to prove myself anymore.

My native language is spanish and i am actually advanced in my english level for my age.... But i never actually understand why other people find it difficult to learn it until i read this....

Maybe this is why I like learning French. English is messed up.

Laceandleather - Excellent. All the more to stay in your third world shit hole.