The manliest man of all

I had a hang nail once. Was painful.

I stubbed my toe once and only cried for 2 hours

I'll have you know I actually pulled a real rubber band out of my hair without crying.

I was really hoping it ended with "he got his rifle back and headed back to the woods to find that bear."

This is a true story. I read a book about him.

I know this is two years later but the movie was excellent