Make girls wet

Awww, how romantic o.O

It's something.

Smooth as butter.

Well.....

Classy.

*eyes tearing up* That was the most beautiful thing I have ever read

How we get all the ladies

Strangely, this is truly what most poetry is about.

My name is Christina… O.o
if anyone cares ._.

My penis is too.....should've been the closer.

Wow, an hour? For real?