Scotland, the land of the brave

Scotland is the shit!!

USA: Holyshitholyshitholyshit
Russia: here let me carry that little stick for you
Scotland: may I have that toothpick please?

Its cuz everything in the US is high grade therefor heavier

EACH ONE OF THE TIMBERS THE SCOTTS THROW WEIGH OVER 280 POUNDS AND THEY ARE ALSO LIKE 27 FEET LONG AND THEY DO THE SHIT FOR FUCKING FUN

Th marines have walked miles with that log over there head and the Russian lady probably couldn't walk 4 feet unless there was food waiting for her