I have found a very easy way to win arguments with my wife. You see, it is well known to the people around me that I have an amazing memory (almost to the degree of being eidetic) . When arguments come up her side of the story is almost always skewed from what actually happened, which give me the advantage of being able to tell her what happened exactly from my perspective, which in turn usually turns the situation around and makes her feel bad for being argumentative.
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