Salute to customer service

Every single one, and I don't miss it at all.

I was reading through these trying to think of one that was missed, but then there it was.

i laughed too hard at this

What about when they ask for something in the back and decide to leave it on the ground when they don't want it no more

or when you cant tell them that you saw them stealing and they think your stupid and rascist for looking at them when you see them stuff company clothes down their pants or their empty purses magically filling up
*POOF*

'i hate your hellspawn with the fire of a thousand suns'

I worked the returns desk in high school and my favorite was people wanting to get their 10¢ on an item that was priced wrong. I was not allowed to just give them a dime. I has to do a whole return and ring the item up again.

i dont understand the cardinal?

The last one. It gets worse. Light off. No one standing at register. Every other register open except that one, he just wants that one because it's empty. Stands there for a minute. "Uh, is anyone going to come ring me up?" No. That would require calling in someone who is not working right now. You are not that important.