One hell of a tricycle

Heck yes I'd ride it! I'd go run things over with it!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME

Yes I would. I proudly admit that.

And where to I buy one of these FABULOUS contraptions

Well obv.

I'd finally be the coolest kid on the block! Then again, by the time I'm done running over all the people I hate, I'd be the only kid..

who in there right mind wouldn't ride this?

This is so overused but
Shut up and take my money!!!!!

I wouldn't be able to control it and probably crash it against something or run over someone...

VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS!

I would not. Imagine the amount of effort it'd take to pedal that thing. A regular bike is enough and you use your body weight. This is just your legs.