Next person up to get an honorary masters from the same university will be like "You gave the same award to a dog? He must have been one of those rescue dogs or police K9 dogs right? Saved lives and shit? Got the bad guys? No? He just turned up with his student owner and sat there like he was trained to do. Like if his owner had been working for Microsoft or Apple for a couple of years and stuff? And you gave him an honorary masters for this? And you want to give me the same award? The same award you gave to a dog for doing nothing? Nothing at all? You just wanted to see the dog in the cape and hat didn't you? So why have you offered this to me again?"
And I like this
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