My wife doing it right

Fair enough.

If it's a puppy.. That's going to be one dead puppy. *edit* Because there are no breathing holes. Didn't think I needed to clarify but maybe I do for you slow ones out there.

But... but... puppies can breathe electricity right? right?!

Only if they are the right type of puppy. Like Jolteon or Raikou

Had to Google those. :D

bad person needs to study pokemon