The final reason to not go to australia. Even the birds try to kill you

I'm just gonna cancel that trip I had scheduled for Australia...

I laughed way too hard

Was Australia Hitchcocks inspiration for The Birds?

Or u could just not come to Australia just because

I have anxiety everytime I go near trees in swooping season

Carry around some KFC and they will warn the others once they see that they are lower on the food chain than us

Do y'all have KFC?

'STRALIA

i know this is unrelated to the post but that snow button is great it works on mobile devices too, thanx funsubstance

Is there a " swooping season" type thing for Australia's spiders or do they just do what they want?

And in Australia the proper way of spelling jail is gaol...jesus christ Australia

Child services should go check out Australia.

Now here's the real question: Is Alfred Hitchcock australian? Or did he get the idea for the Birds from Australia?

I really don't want to cause anything here, but most of the time, what people believe about Australia is totally wrong. I admit though, some of the weird shit is true... I'm not sure why, but all this stereotypical stuff about countries gets on my nerves when it's not true.
I know some people are joking but...yeah I don't know why I'm saying this.

literally nobody walks through parks in "swooping season"

They were angry birds

Well surprisingly Quantas (the Australian airlines) has the lowest crash rating in the world, and Australia is the only continent without an active volcano.

It’s not THAT bad.... but yes if u go near very tall trees, have a helmet or bucket on your head