If you're surfing from your phone

Look at the image from the charging hole angle with one eye, you'll see something

you're name is glowing!!

Pretty sure that's because he's the op

Then I read the second one.....Just kidding! Still feel great.

I could read the first one but not the second. What did it say?

I think it says "you look like a twat now"

Then from the volume side "still a massive twat"

people on computers can see what it says by putting their head just above the screen and looking at the picture

If you look from two angles, including from the volume button side:
We wish you a merry christmas
And a happy new year
Second one:
You look like a twat now
Still a massive twat

Still just a guest.

hahaha!

Tank you! I was afraid that hilarious comment would go unnoticed!