I'm beginning to feel like a Wrap God, Wrap God
All my elves from the front to the back wrap, back wrap
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to wrap boxes, wrap boxes
They said I wrap like a robot, so call me wrapbot
But for me to wrap like a elf must be in my genes, I got wrapping paper in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-wrap it
Got a fat boss from that wrap profit
Made a living and a toy of it
Ever since Santa Claus was still in office
With Mrs. Claus feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an WG still as honest
But as nice and as decent as all elves
Syllables, wrap-a-holic (Wrap 'em all with)
This wrappity dippity-hippity wrap-god
You don't really wanna get into a wrapping match
With this wrappity-wrap, packing a Mac in the box of the child
Backpack wrap crap, wrap-wrap, wrackety-wrack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these wrap acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a mothafuckin' wrapped box
Over the back of a couple of elves and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Santa Claus after the fact
How could I not wrap? All I do is wrap Toy-bombs, feel my wrath of a wrap
Wrappers are having a rough wrap period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wrap
While I'm masterfully wrapping this master piece (Yeah)
All my elves from the front to the back wrap, back wrap
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to wrap boxes, wrap boxes
They said I wrap like a robot, so call me wrapbot
But for me to wrap like a elf must be in my genes, I got wrapping paper in my back pocket
Got a fat boss from that wrap profit
Made a living and a toy of it
Ever since Santa Claus was still in office
With Mrs. Claus feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an WG still as honest
But as nice and as decent as all elves
Syllables, wrap-a-holic (Wrap 'em all with)
This wrappity dippity-hippity wrap-god
You don't really wanna get into a wrapping match
Backpack wrap crap, wrap-wrap, wrackety-wrack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these wrap acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a mothafuckin' wrapped box
Over the back of a couple of elves and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Santa Claus after the fact
How could I not wrap? All I do is wrap Toy-bombs, feel my wrath of a wrap
It's actually disastrously bad for the wrap
While I'm masterfully wrapping this master piece (Yeah)