Shitting just got real

The title of this made me laugh so much!

I'm almost certain there's a class on advance shitting at greendale community college.

With the amount of bricks I've shat I believe I qualify to use that toilet paper

That's right bitches! I have a super butt hole! Bow down or be sucked in!

Man, that's gotta be some tough shit

This isn't your average toilet paper
This is advanced toilet paper

*tries to wipe butt*, must be level 50 to use this toilet paper

I'm ready for this- I've been practicing all my life.

This made my day. XD