Why are we not funding this?

ME NEEDS THIS!

OBAMA! Make this happen!

You had me at chocolate fountain.

Hehe what if you your not on your period but need to go

Mathew Healy baby come here

Meanwhile at home as the guy opens up his bill*

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

You had me at free hotel

That would be amazing! I'd be like "Get over here Adam Gontier, I need cuddles!" all the time :D
I think that it would soon go bankrupt if it was free, though. But I don't think I'd mind paying for this. (Ok maybe I would if I was on my period...)

YES I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

This is one sentence. Defenetly written by a woman on her period.

This would be awesome, but do you realize that this is sort of stereotyping women?

Periods would become the best times of the month!

I'd miss the bras though...

I feel like I might just live there.

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!

Okay...but who is going to clean up the blood

What about dudes?

Lord, please.

But what if I wanted to watch a hardcore action movie instead

We need to find this place!

If this was real I would literally be the happiest person ever actually though

I think there's more chance of me spotting a grazing unicorn than of that lovely hotel being built!

at the price of about 300$ per night 50$ per 30 min massage 20$ per tray of food, additional fees for particularly difficult room service. 100$ a minute with the band member, 20$ needs to be carried about fee, and additionally one would be expected to tip just about everybody helping you. Such places exist, but not in your budget hun.

Eish; God save the woman who needs that much pampering. :P

But what if there were a male version of this?
We'd never hear the end of it.