The friendzone tub

Yeah i was like funny then i was like, "ANNNNNNND Hes touching his penis"

I know a dude rubbing one out while making polite conversation when I see it.

Sounds like you have experience.

Uh huh, how about this weather we're having?

Did you see the snow button? It makes snow on the screen it's really fun!

Thanks for joining in, willfree. It was starting to get a little awkward.
So how's about local sports team?

Gooood. Reeeeeeal good.

haha, batter up!

Batter up, indeed. I'm all for talking about masturbation. 1 in 10 guys will masturbate wrong, posing potential health risks down the road.

Baby batter?
Welcome to the wide world of serial murder.

http://troll.me/images/courage-wolf/millions-of-my-potential-children-died-on-your-daughters-face-last-night.jpg
Been there. Done that. Got the shirt. Heard the word?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418rMAj%2BWGL._SX342_.jpg

I got the grandma one, myself. I'm having a hard time finding it online, as it was kind of a limited run.

This one?
http://p.twimg.com/AyMCrrNCAAAYr1x.jpg:large

Meh, if she can still get moist, she's a bit young for my taste.

You're reaching.

For the KY.