Considering that Atlanta, LA, NYC, San Diego , Honolulu, Norfolk, Seattle would all be targets there is a pretty good chance that your beach would be in a radiation zone you condescending jerk
I saw the title and thought of the band, then read the post. Needless to say I was confused for a bit. But it is Christmas and I am full of holiday cheer. (If you know what I mean)
Well, now I know. Y'know, just in case.