*tara comes to me and grabs my childhood memories. She faces a trash compacter and i scream "NOOOO" but its no use, as if her hearing was nonexistent. She paces towards the compacter , every step coming faster then its predecessor. She breaks into a full out sprint by which at this point i cannot catch up to her. She lands on the heels of here feet and sets up a shot reminding me of my high school basketball days. Then she flicks her wrist and i see my childhood memories burn away. The only thing i can do at this moment is fall to my knees clutch my ever aching heart and cry. FIN*
You know in a goofy movie, when max's nightmare would end with the laugh? It probably ended like that because while growing up, that was the noise max heard while goofy fornicated with max's mom.
"WAAA-haha-hooyyyy!"