Epic Christmas tree

Murrican christmas tree

Change the dew to pepsi then shut up and take my money! (Ugh autocorrect is kicking my assort today)

Can't believe it's all still there, I would've been on the couch, watching tv, and started crackin' open these things.

That? Oh, it's just my midnight snack.

My life is now complete *super majestic angelic voice*

'This Christmas, get them the gift that keeps on giving: diabetes'

heaven

Someone really wants an X-box 1

My kind of party

Sexiest Christmas Tree Ever