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I hate it when you jump of a building and fall.

CAAAARL, that kills people!

*is in my room studying*
And suddenly, velociraptor

Dammit voldemort get your own hair gel

Llamas with hats stabbing me 37 times in the chest

MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD........I WOULD TEACH BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE.........

*me taking random shower when coldemort comes in creepily. Puts a finger to his mouth and says, "shhhhhhhh let it go," weirdest shower of my life*

CJ is black. I'm white. We're best friends, but sometimes it's very creepy with him on my side.
*inthedark*
Me: CJ? ._. Where are you?....CJ? Are you there? Cj...cj. its not funny anymore. I cant find you. Cj! Cmon, lets go. Im hungry. CJJJJJJJJJ!

Ugh, chinchillas can be so annoying when they eat the universe

Yea I mean it's all good if the llama stabs me 36 times, but when the count reaches 37, the hate pours out of me!

Behave yourself, Jesus.

Losing my black friend in the dark is a real problem haha

This gave me cancer and killed my faith in humanity.