"Mummy, what does my name mean?"

So would Chlamydia

Try Melanie instead

Dementia.

Probably cause it sounds like melony, I've always loved that name.

Oh, haha I didn't even see your comment.
Aaaand I spelled the name wrong too, I'm dumb

What does it say? Yellow on a white background is an eye sore

Anal Rapington

your name means small portable eggs which is made by chicken, honey

I knew a girl named Felleny:)

Salmonella

Lucifer