Or just hit it with your face

The deer population would skyrocket. The increase would cause a smaller amount of food to be available to them, which would drive them to forage in fields. After a period of several years, there would be so much food consumed by these animals that the price of all foods, especially meat and dairy products. Instead of surplus there would be a deficit and an economic depression, perhaps surpassing the Great Depression of the nineteen thirties and the Great Recession of two thousand eight would occur, causing famine. All of this because people were forced to overpay for bullets.

I peed on a vacuum cleaner because I'm ugly.

I want to like, but it's at 2000

*pajamas

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Why is the Internet so Probama?

doubleplusgood duckspeak, children

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little high, little low

*tuxedos

With blackjack and hookers... aw, forget it

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too much butter, shortening and butter mixed would be better

Where's Mexico?

Quite corpulent

Andenken in my you-know-where

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Omaha because DID WE LEAVE, wait, no, just a random cornfield in the middle for NO REASON.

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