I cannot pass up this opportunity. . . That's a boar, you uncultured swine (or at least call it a hog).

Woodrow Wilson tried to change, but there was a public uproar

dandelions grow like this where I live all the time, so I'm a bit worried

I said thanks to Barack Obama because I was horny

Hawkeye is named after the mascot of the University of Iowa.

To stab someone with a squirrel, one would need to break the leg, then stab the husband with the squirrel leg-bone shard.

I wonder. . . KITTENS ARE TERRIBLE *whispers* beware the wrath of the internet

He had seen it blow smoke when it was upset, but there was never a hint of flame. Eragon

oh no. . . A cornfield is attempting to murder me. I hope that I don't get a cut