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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I made some amazing sunny side up eggs the other day. I'm still thinking about them. I got the perfect amount of salt, garlic and onion powders, and pepper sprinkled perfectly, the white part was spread sufficiently and cooked correctly as to cause that slight crispiness on the edge, but nothing runny on top besides the yolks, which I successfully folded over while putting them on my plate as to not crack them prematurely.... so good. Also used butter instead of spray oil.

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Elizabeth II, Protector of britain 14 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Are you white or hispanic? Cuz unless you're native american, at some point, your ancestors were probably ruled by the Brits.

Always 3 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

mine goes cubic for the first like 4 notches and then levels off into a linear increase for the next 4 and then just kind of flat lines for the rest.

A true champion! 10 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Both IMAX near me have assigned seating... I haven't really seen a movie not in IMAX over the past 2 years, but I'm pretty sure the regular and REAL3D theaters also have it. It also makes ordering online WAY more convenient.

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A true champion! 10 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

And I thought what Fiddy did was petty lmao

Pros and cons 5 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

It is reversed. These are the effects when Daylight Savings ends.

Looks like a Spongebob character 7 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

And we keep calling the Platypus God's mistake.

What kind of question is that? 4 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Mmmm... meatloaf. I remember the first time I got one of my Korean friends to try meatloaf. The sheer ecstasy I saw wash over his face after his first bite got me high lol

From experience 5 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Way to reinforce the stereotype. <.,<

Cat watches too many movies 2 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I think the cat knocked over the pot, then jumped down and pushed it.
Side note: damn good movie.

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Settling for Yale 8 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

get fucking wrecked lmao

That's just evil 4 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

that's so evil ;_; and beautiful.

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True love 11 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Ok I've never seen a billboard for it, but here in Dallas, just watch a cable channel here for an hr and it's almost impossible to miss. I'm pretty sure it's treated like match.com and not ashleymadison.com.... not entirely sure on that though. If it's the later to what I said after midnight.

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Yeah....Ehh 6 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I honestly thought they were bugs.

My dental hygienist is a b*tch 13 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

mmm... milkshakes.

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Pentagon oranges 12 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

eh... it's just cardboard, cardboard decays pretty fast as long as the right conditions are met (wet and warm, preferably dark... basically a compost pile). About 3 months. As long as they are doing that with the waste instead of putting it in a landfill, whatever.

Let's take a selfie 1 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Travolta's hand though... lmao

Hook line and sinker 3 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Using Liquid Nitrogen Put Put Put A Pool On Fire 6 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

"Backyard, FL"... Me: Ok..... what am I about to witness.
That was fucking awesome.

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The End of The World is Coming 6 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Well that was one hell of a story.