There we go.., again 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I can't, but I don't like sweets. Give me... say... a deep dish or upside down pizza the same size? Say goodbye to that pizza.
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Pillows shouldn't be growling 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Ok.... I know 90% of you don't want me to say it, but I'm going to anyway because it was the first fucking thought that popped up in my head: "Nigga, you fat".
See it's even funnier cuz it's a black bear..... although I didn't make that connection until I was half through the above sentence anyway.
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See it's even funnier cuz it's a black bear..... although I didn't make that connection until I was half through the above sentence anyway.
Shifting is scary! 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
It depends. If I'm driving so I can enjoy the road and the car, stick 100%. If I'm going to the grocery store? Automatic.
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Shifting is scary! 8 comments
This baby tamandua is the definition of creepy cute. 11 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
HIS NAME IS CID YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. ALSO, HE CAN TRACK YOU... HE TOLD ME YOU HEADED NORTH TWO HOURS AGO DUURRRRR
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Let the gsmes begin 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Honestly, at least it's better.
Even if they were brother/sister; still better than Cersei.
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Even if they were brother/sister; still better than Cersei.
I have been searching for a music video. All I remember is it's 3 guys on drumpads 42 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Didn't we go over this last time and agree someone fired a gun in the air and you were just the poor innocent placed in it's trajectory as it came back down? If not... my bad... but I remember discussing something like that and I'm not going to find the repost to verify. Asking you is much less of a hassle.
Mhhh excellent 6 comments
I brushed my cats head and now it looks like it wants to build a wall 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I thought this was funny... then I read the title. Now I find it hysterical.
Hidden In England's Coins 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Perhaps as a youngin you heard him bash the British and you stored it subconsciously? I'unno... seems plausible.
When I grow up, I want to be the guy that writes the subtitles for movies and shows 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
That's for live TV, for anything pre-recorded that part isn't required. Good luck without a stint doing it though.
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Greedy gandalf 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
He did the math. He also mentioned the eagles... but NoOoOoOo... it's no wonder he had to come back.
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There are two sweet potatoes in this picture 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Dis is wut my cat does wid me arm and paralyzes me wid her cutenessness. <3
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Family photo gone wrong 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Given the reactions, 10/10 again. How often do you get everyone smiling (even if it's just a grin top left guy) in a photo!? Also, that asian chick is a cutie.
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Children on plane 17 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Ok... THIS is where the Tom Cruise laughing meme is deserved. That is epic.
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Children on plane 17 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I used to shimmy under people because I hated waiting on people getting their luggage. I was flying as a kid way before 9/11 though and didn't need a fucking stewardess stalking me... ugh.
9/11 happened when I was 12. By 14 I had decided commercial aircraft, domestically, was the dumbest way one could possibly travel, unless due to the pressure of time.
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9/11 happened when I was 12. By 14 I had decided commercial aircraft, domestically, was the dumbest way one could possibly travel, unless due to the pressure of time.
Children on plane 17 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Dude that one guy facepalming though... that's the most accurate one and you don't enlarge it? Da fuck?
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Mother russia 21 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
If I knew the bear I'd imagine it close to being licked by a big ass mastiff. I can see myself obliging. I can easily see myself trusting a bear over a tiger at the very least.
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Mother russia 21 comments
Mother russia 21 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
WHO IS YA FASHA AND WHAT DOES HE DOOOO... cuz I'm about to ask him for your hand <_< As in the girl... not the bear... or you as the poster o_O
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Humdrum gaudy Llama 16 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
She technically called herself a ladyboy. I got my pronouns right, right?
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Humdrum gaudy Llama 16 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I disrespect dicks being taped to assholes, regardless of what gender you identify with. That idea makes my balls shoot up into me and makes my dick enter "cold turtle" mode.
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