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I love it when the homepage answers its own question 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
TV personality? Are you joking? She is about as charismatic as a rabid badger. Fashion designer? She just puts her name on shit. Business woman I'll give you, but it's not like she's doing all of it herself. Her day-to-day is probably less stressful than a kindergarten class.
If anyone had the money to do it, they'd probably do it, unless they realized the perils of being famous. Personally, I'd never want to be a TV personality if I were rich. I'd rather be left alone.
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Why are these two ads next to each other? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Asking them why they didn't bring me any.
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Prison cell in Denmark’s new maximum security prison 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Technically, in the US it's not supposed to be about punishment, but rehabilitation as well.... we just fucking suck at it because we're a bunch of dicks.
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R.I.P bob hawke 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Why wouldn't you?
You had Marklar? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
SP is always ahead of the game.
How innocent 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Randy needs to see this.
No lie, I'll date him. 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Yeah, I'd fuck him.
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Also, strings seem to be important but we're not yet sure how or why 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
"what we do know, is that shit happens".
Now more relevant than ever in USA 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
hehehehehehe
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Amazing paintwork on a train 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Now we just need a bunch of hot chicks in the traincar.
Amazing paintwork on a train 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
How is the train destroyed? It's just paint.
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The Look of Happiness 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
If I were the arresting cop, I'd have to take half a day off because I'd be incapable of doing my job as I'd be laughing so fucking hard.
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"These paychecks are barely enough for me, alone..." 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I don't spend my money on junk! I spend it on....... funk!
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"These paychecks are barely enough for me, alone..." 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
got that diggity dank?
So much for confidentiality 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's like someone took the edge slice of a loaf of bread and just pounded on it until milk came out?
So much for confidentiality 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
but like, how?
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Potatos 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
When they released AC:Unity for free this is what I did. I'll probably get a new laptop in the upcoming week or two, as my keys on my keyboard are failing even faster now.
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Read it 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Summon Bahamut.
Pizza 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
ugh, fuck mushrooms.
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Padipata interactive punching bag 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
this dude has no coordination what-so-ever.
Shane the legend 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Omfg. Shane is epic.
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An apple a day keeps the mom away? 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
that spine is curved.
12 years 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I feel for that kid.... "12 years a Slave" style.
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F**k this banana! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
bee aey enn aey enn aey ess!
Hey, I ain't no holler back girl...
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Outside The Rock of Cashel, county cork, Ireland 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The cooking doesn't smell right either.