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funkmasterrex


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The hard truth 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Nonsense... I have a pair that just got married outside my window.... and while I'm here, have you seen my stapler?
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The hard truth 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's involuntary, and it's like a 90/10 ratio of fluid release. Both are true.
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Majestic 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Hey hey hey hey
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Me hanging out with ma' boiz 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I do like that lime green. Accentuate that with some royal purple and that thing would go from sick to super duper uber sick.
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Is this a man or a demon? 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's Hogwarts, duuuuhhhh
Like this post as a 'Woah' button 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Zoinks! I like the Fuckin' being added.
Dirty cheater 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I'm going to go with cocaine, who puts a fucking soda can on their phone?
Sexless 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
You don't know about the poophole loophole? It's very popular with Catholic chicks.
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Clean and Jerk goes wrong 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Aye, that actually went swimmingly.
I'm a Naruto runner. What are you? 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm a digger.
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Well, I will miss the Moon 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
And just to add on, it's not like it was some gaffe. This is an obvious trend with him, he does it with everyone from Kim or Putin to our own fucking media.
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Well, I will miss the Moon 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I've got one, he flipped on an ambassador who called him "The Terminator" in a bad way, but he took it as a compliment and then praised the guy he had just disparaged. That's literally all it took to sway Trump's opinion; mistaking an insult for a compliment. That is scary.
Flatter his ego and you can push him into whatever favorable position you want. A "leader" who can so easily succumb to flattery is a problem. I mean, a national security problem.
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Can we have an F for turtle 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The destruction was total. There were no survivors.
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'Nam flashbacks 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Platoooooooooooon (In like, a howling voice).
'Nam flashbacks 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Full Metal Fluff Jacket.
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Why are the peas upside down? 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That is a cursed image.
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Queen of the playground 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Sooo... far side of the playgroud for secks?
Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Somebody get this man a fucking sword.
I have a hatchet if needed.
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Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
after taxes if I had to "donate" 120k of my 150k I'd be royally pissed as well... anyway... back to lizard brains (this is a great read)
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Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
"so in short"
NIGGA WWUUUUTT
Anyway, viva la revolution!
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Especially the passenger side one if you were the driver 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
and you'd be correct.
Hope it works 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
but all the comments in the titles make sense. If anything the 4 comments are less-botty >_> I R FUNKMAESTRO-BOT
Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I should add that the 1% vs 100% of the market is a HUGE part of my argument. >_>
Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
@guest_ on this, I actually have an entire counter argument. "Proof is in the pudding"... no it isn't. The most effective healthcare in america is medicaid. Sure, it has problems, but it also doesn't have the idea that it must make a profit and does not have thousands of employees trying to sell the product. It's actually hilariously efficient and that efficiency increases with scale.
Now... if we look at the VA, that's nearly the opposite..... I'm just going to go out on a limb and infer that the reason for that is the fact that less than 1% of the population use VA services.
You think that shit would fly with the general population? It wouldn't. People would be shunned, forcibly retired or become outcasts if they tried that shit on the general public.
The irony of how it works is what happens when it does not. NO person in a position in power would have the gaul required to fight it and subjugate the populous.
Well... they might, but it ends violently.
Especially the passenger side one if you were the driver 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
"Why is dad jerking off?"
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