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Last one, rockin the pink. 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Kay then. Lol
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I feel sorry for u John 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
for sure
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Last one, rockin the pink. 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Bwaaaahh I just notice my "laser dick" XD
The world, according to aliens in movies 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
World? Very poor choice of words.
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My bf 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
...The first time I met the devil was at a motel 6... she spent a weekend on Earth just for kicks
edit: it's motel not hotel, my bad. Anyway, it's a song.
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Curse these entitlement schemes 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
We are the Jetsons.
Last one, rockin the pink. 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Your choice of words concerns me.
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That's a lot of damage 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's a thought experiment. Perhaps if you handled "The Great Emu War" better it wouldn't be a thought experiment.
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That's a lot of damage 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Colorado would be fine. Even if you took away every gun from every citizen, all they have to do is go inside or go to high ground and only go out on supply runs. Those Kangaroos will all be dead by mid-December except for, maybe, the very SE portion of the state. It would be like invading Russia for those Roos... except you can eat a roo without risking some really fucked up cannabalism shiz.
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Motto in life 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Can attest.
I feel sorry for u John 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Yeah lol. Are you on the last season yet?
"My NAME... is Ozymandias, KING OF KINGS!"... oh shit man...
In all seriousness... Todd is probably the most evil person on the entire show. Fuck him.
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Curse these entitlement schemes 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Oh, and to collect taxes, you kind of need somebody generating income. Smart and healthy people generate income. That means more tax revenue.
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Curse these entitlement schemes 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
But wouldn't it be prudent for that we have a populous at least educated enough to understand how taxes work? Right now, we don't. Our tax code is so convoluted 98% of the public don't understand it all, just the parts that pertain to them. That's a festering ground for manipulation which is not promoting the general welfare. I'm not saying educate everyone to the point they'd be tax lawyers right now, I'm saying give them enough to at least do math and simplify the tax code enough that it's straightforward enough to understand.
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I personally don't get why people don't love taking showers and being clean 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Any advice? I mean, with the soap that worked decently the first time I now have an opportunity to try and reproduce the results, but if it doesn't work, do you have any recommendations?
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I personally don't get why people don't love taking showers and being clean 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I prefer my natural body oils. When I use lotion and then stop, it's almost like a delayed reaction that has just been accumulating. I've been focusing on better hand soaps, as that's my biggest issue (washing my hands after nearly every cigarette I smoke). I found one that worked pretty well, but while I was in Wyoming I didn't have it with me, so to appease my OCD I had to buy my previous soap once in Wyoming (TSA jacking my spesho soap?! No; my hands can handle the chaffe)... Anyway, the air was super dry compared with Dallas, but as I was out more I didn't use said soap as much.. but then the cold water didn't help... but at least every little crack that formed is going to go away in less than 2 days now that I have my soap back. They're all very shallow little cracks. It's like a hand puppet show of two people trying to kill each other with death by a thousand cuts.
Mmm processed flap meat jacks 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I totally agree with your quality demand when it comes to hot dogs. I also have the same thing with brats.
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The difference between Urban, Suburban, and Rural 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Nobody calls the cops in my neighborhood for that unless you are running around screaming, or do it in front of kids.. and even then you can get away with it on your own property. >_> It's a high-end suburb.... we take care of our shit internally when we can <_<
Snake Doodle #15 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Is that a caramel burmese? Noice.
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How’s that back feeling? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Depends on your income and her income. I'd lend my mom $2-3,000 without asking. I know she'll pay me back... and I know she'd do the same for me because she's done the same for me. We have good credit with each other.
Only big brains will understand 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
With a wormhole, where you set the way-point you pop out of before you set the entrance into said wormhole it would work.
Only big brains will understand 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's like the time they mixed up miles and km, except an even stupider oversight.
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And I'm ok with that 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The moment I felt that, I left the group and made new friends.
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Technology isn’t all bad, I suppose 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Aye.
Ferdinand Waldo Demara 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
If he successfully impersonated, did he really impersonate?
Why not add a top 8 friends option while you're at it? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Hooooly shit.
My song was "HelloGoodbye: Oh, It Is Love"
I had to do like 7 google searches to get that info. I couldn't even put the chorus together in my head.... I just knew I'd know it when I heard it.... found it >_>d.
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