Spider haters! Look at this rich boi! He's so cute and shiny! 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
You've crafted a beautiful tool :)
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No money but Imagination is all that I need 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Oh, if you think I can just move all this shit downstairs before hand, it would take me 60 round trips with the very real possibility of dinging parts of my stairs (the shelf things) or dropping eggs on each trip. I'd rather drop a LEGO set on carpet.
RIP Ant-version of LEGO Ant-Man.
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RIP Ant-version of LEGO Ant-Man.
No money but Imagination is all that I need 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
downstairs carpet to be cleaned. I mean, if I just tossed into a bucket and didn't care if they broke this would be easy, but as they are set in their "sets" and aren't shit I whimsically a-pieced, they basically become big ass eggs and need to be handled with care; which requires attention, but most importantly... time.
Garrrr.
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Garrrr.
No money but Imagination is all that I need 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
It's like a crackhead christmas tree situation. This is what my plan of action is: schedule the cleaning, use the 30 minutes it takes to clean the downstairs carpet to move the two LEGO towers the tile on the balcony, get the equipment setup in the game room to clean the carpet (the balcony connects to the game room). Move the couch and my chair into the hall, play circles with that table that has the island on it, dividing the room into fourths, as the armour with the TV is also going to have to be moved. While that dries, steam the bedroom and slowly move the couch/furniture/LEGO stuff back into the proper position in the game room (also accounting for carpet area taken up by base supports, as we need the carpet to air out as much as possible).... then go ham on the back bedroom, that's not a big deal. Wait a day and then pull out the LEGO from the closet spaces I could use.
The biggest issue is... I'm not sure I can move those LEGO even 5-6 feet in the time it takes for the...
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The biggest issue is... I'm not sure I can move those LEGO even 5-6 feet in the time it takes for the...
No money but Imagination is all that I need 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I have to schedule a carpet cleaning soon. I've moved roughly half me LEGO sets/boxes and boxes... This is the second worst part (dust is 1)... the logistics of moving them is so fucked up. I can't put them in the closet, not enough space for some, and then they'd block access to my clothes. That leaves my bathroom and the tile right before my patio; as this is all about the carpet cleaning, they can't be on the carpet. The bathrooms are connected to my closets. That tile area is the most used door space in my house by a factor of 10. I have well over 50,000 pieces of LEGO I currently need to move, and multiple tables. I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do with the whole.... island, museum, mansion, homage thing I'm building; I'm hoping I can just kind of curl it in a circle as they clean the carpet... and just keep it moving so the carpet can dry and... yeah.
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Just imagine! 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I'd be worried about pinching something and pee or poop or even methane coming in my general direction. I mean, yeah... a canvas is a canvas, but if you want to paint in a thermal vent, you might either get really high... or really high and die... or... poisoned... or... poisoned and die.
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All that being said... FOOOOOOOOOOR ARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
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All that being said... FOOOOOOOOOOR ARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
For sunset lovers 6 comments
Be safe out there! 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
In all seriousness, I know vacuum sealing buds helps with longevity, but even when mushed like that, you get trichromes fusing together. I've been spoiled by the Emerald Triangle... nothing is the same.
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Also, that shit ain't even trimmed right. There is a massive fucking water leaf crushed on both those vertical buds; left going down, right going up.
Edit: looking at this for a few minutes, that left water leaf really fucking irks me. I've been playing Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, and that shit looks like a fucking curve out of the first hill. Like a steep 180 curve. fUcK mE.
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Also, that shit ain't even trimmed right. There is a massive fucking water leaf crushed on both those vertical buds; left going down, right going up.
Edit: looking at this for a few minutes, that left water leaf really fucking irks me. I've been playing Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, and that shit looks like a fucking curve out of the first hill. Like a steep 180 curve. fUcK mE.
Press F for spiderbro 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Spidersis* You're far more likely to notice a female spider and impose these symbiotic relationships with them... as they tend to be much larger. Symbiosis with a spidersis sounds schweet yo. See, search the soul for the speech for peace sought by spidersis.
dRuNk iLliTeRaTiOnS; CoUrTeSy Of..... tHiS gUy. :D
dRuNk iLliTeRaTiOnS; CoUrTeSy Of..... tHiS gUy. :D
Spider haters! Look at this rich boi! He's so cute and shiny! 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Cute symbiosis. Spider: ore pollen = more flowers = more possible traps = more food.
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Anyway, plant be like: bust me off on Skype #longdistancepregnancyamazonprimedelivery
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. <----------(this was genius. I first noticed it with you @xvarnah)
Anyway, plant be like: bust me off on Skype #longdistancepregnancyamazonprimedelivery
To be a daily hero it doesnt take much 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I don't cross red lights because there are fucking cameras on every corner. I'm a chill ass driver and I don't apologize costing anyone on the road with me 20 fucking seconds. Safety first, then teamwork.
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I can't brain anymore 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
ea ea ea 69 69 68.9 ea ea
EA. <--------They managed to fuck it up. Seriously, think about THAT.
Anyway, say "eeeee-yaaaaah" and then say "ahhhhh-eeeeeeee". Study the difference. It's actually pretty cool.ee ae ea oooo aaaahhhh yeah.
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EA. <--------They managed to fuck it up. Seriously, think about THAT.
Anyway, say "eeeee-yaaaaah" and then say "ahhhhh-eeeeeeee". Study the difference. It's actually pretty cool.ee ae ea oooo aaaahhhh yeah.
Rule number 1 2 comments
He don’t know what’s coming 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I mean, seriously, Vision could have ended that entire fight in a few seconds if he really wanted that, as could have Scarlet Witch.
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He don’t know what’s coming 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Yo.... T'Challa got dusted for 5 years though.
Obviously this post is old, i.e. sPiDeR-mAn, but besides Scarlett Witch not being there.... That's the team I'd pick, personal squabbles aside, just based on powers and tech
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Obviously this post is old, i.e. sPiDeR-mAn, but besides Scarlett Witch not being there.... That's the team I'd pick, personal squabbles aside, just based on powers and tech
It's so cringy and painful to hear... More in the comments. 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
How old is this "teacher"? Does he have tenure?
This shit is wild lol. I mean, it's so absurd it's hard to call it offensive... it's like a Looney Tunes cartoon.
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This shit is wild lol. I mean, it's so absurd it's hard to call it offensive... it's like a Looney Tunes cartoon.
Two types of people this time of year 6 comments
power 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
At least South Park has now taken "I don't give a fuck" to the next level. This season has been amazing. The only thing lacking from last night's episode is a call back to the cable customer support guys, pinching their nipples.
That was a fucked up sentence if you take that out of context.
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That was a fucked up sentence if you take that out of context.
