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Wiser words have never been spoken 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That's fucked up. At least with Pearson you have time; basically between a week and the whole semester... The problem there lies with correct answers constantly showing up as wrong. With time you can at least afford a conversation with the professor and correct such a mistake.
The entirety of university is the only place I wish would go back to pen/pencil and paper.
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He doesn't look happy 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Is that a woosh because you don't get the reference or a reference towards the rocket itself?
Wiser words have never been spoken 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Wow. Saxon sounds even worse than Pearson, which is really saying something.
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Can I lose weight only eating In n Out? Answer: 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Hitchhiker's Guide to In N Out.
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Part Three 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Kay; tag me.
Part Three 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
:/ Perhaps you may find cheer in a good story about a dog where the dog wins? Air Bud.
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Brutus and Pixie - Claws 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Aye, but cat making you a pirate be worth it.
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A taste of the Titanic, circa April 14, 1912 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Now I just have to try a stewed fig just so say I did.
Why do guys have to be like this. I know it was my fault but geez 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
We're meaner to our closest friends because we know we can use such a joke as a test. We already know they can handle it, even if the joke takes a few years; sometimes decades, for the payoff. Again, what this dude did wasn't a joke, it was a real teaching moment.
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Why do guys have to be like this. I know it was my fault but geez 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's not even a practical joke, it's just being practical. It's not funny when she's alone on a highway a year from now because she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing and not paying attention.
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50 meter tree 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That tree has been taking way too many goddamn shrooms.
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Just wow ! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Now I'm wet.
Ah comedi 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
In case anyone didn't understand, the writer of the index referenced the index.
This can... crash a computer.
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This poor enormous kitty is afraid of water 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That booty got clawed.
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Fair and square 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The two most venomous snakes in the world have never killed anyone.. or at least there is no record of them killing anyone.
Fair and square 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Cobras are just different, especially the king.
Fair and square 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Alright. Mambas should be feared because they are faster than you and will chase you.
Adders, and Fer de Lance's because they hide so well even them rubbing their scales together isn't enough of a warning
Large constrictors because you become the food once they grow large enough.
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Fair and square 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Anyway, the original story is about snakes and it has caused far more damage than it was worth, the average snake is not a problem, it's when it's pushed to the extreme.
Fair and square 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I kept trying to post a rant about mambas, adders, rattlesnakes, kraits and anacondas, but the stupid url thing kept popping up
Holy shit 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
XD
Part Three 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Did you lose your bestest of buddies? You're posting a lot of things involving dead dogs.
If you did lose the bestest of buddies, I'm sorry and may they rest in peace.
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Why not both? 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
You can trace it all the way up to printing. White, black, red and yellow are easy. That's part of the reason old comics look the way they do.
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Why not both? 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It goes back further; pillars and statues in Egypt were also painted... and then there's an argument over where they learned how to do that. Dyes were the original purpose of what tade/globalization has become and, in particular, it was things you could use to make blues that made it such. Blue was rare, even rarer was being able to get a guy to make blue+red=purple, which is why purple was considered reserved for royalty.
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He doesn't look happy 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Cat's gonna be hiiiiiiigh as a kite by then.... rocket cat.
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IT guys 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Ugh.
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