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funkmasterrex


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Facebook memes 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'll jump off the cliff.
Uts-uts-uts-uts-uts-uts-brrrrrr-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Driver is keeping you from crashing; driver gets pick no matter what.
Uts-uts-uts-uts-uts-uts-brrrrrr-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Shotgun got DJ, but DJ gotta answer to driver.
What are the public toilet rules, anyway? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Yes, I'd love them for laugh... it's better than them giving me a cold sneer of disgust.
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What are the public toilet rules, anyway? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
bruh moment intensifies... circa 2020
Dad jokes #1 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
LMAO my first thought was "this joke is lit" as well XD straight fire. A sick bic that won't stop spitting flames like Smaug playing games, opposite of weak, full blown greek, geeked with my speak as I sacrifice virgins, squeeze my nerd words in, then tossed into a volcano as to stop an eruption before I hit the pillow.
· Edited 3 years ago
The latest Assassin's Creed looks interesting 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
So i used to have this minty fresh.. uh.. spray can thing for covering up the smell after someone took a huge crap... and it was full of fart jokes. One was "The Homewrecker"... when you fart so loud the house vibrates.
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Play stupid games, run for Senator , apparently 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You get what you fucking deserve.
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Feels 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
So gay.
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Facebook memes 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's better when we all fuck off together.
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What a Kick Over! 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Old AF, but still an amazing kick.
GO BROTHERS! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Using the D-Day scene from Saving Private Ryan would be even better, but 8/10.
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“I’m so exciteddd” 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It got entirely fucked :/
I did do ONE good thing today. I re-discovered solitude. If you're in such an area that has a clear night sky i recommend it. No celly, no computer, no music, nothing but the sound of silence (which means nature will sing you a song). That shit felt great; like i rinsed off my soul.
Photo taken in small Swarthmore, PA protest today 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Lol "it happens" yeah.. but it shouldn't.
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I'll take 30 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
aye
I need him 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
And yep. on the credit score part. Perfectly articulated for anyone who doesn't understand why it's set up the way it is.
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I need him 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
What was it Churchill said? Something like capitalism is stupid, but it's the least stupid. That's how I feel about it. There is potential for a better idea, you can feel the fringes of it... it's just never been realized. We're all in the same boat, the idea eludes me as well.
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Photo taken in small Swarthmore, PA protest today 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I wasn't the target, just in the way.
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Photo taken in small Swarthmore, PA protest today 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I've been shot at for no reason; just random unluckiness... wrong place, wrong time.
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Are they even worth it? 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Proof?
Kung fu chiken 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Ever seen a real cock? Suck it BIATCH
But I'm afraid to get star struck 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
upvote for title lmao
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