Biblically accurate 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I did a high dive my guy, don't trick me, just give me a high five..
Yeah, the death of metaphysics is cool and all, but can it cure erectile dysfunction? 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Yes, there was once a drunk guy that thought living in a barrel was wise.
Ahhh... Right, that one 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
@cakelover the LD50 for THC is lower than it is for water. It actually is physically impossible from straight ingestion; your stomach would rupture before you could put enough hash in it.... unless you're some sort of professional speed eater.. and even then hot dogs would kill you before hash ever could.
Now... getting so high you think jumping off a building is a good idea, or having a reaction similar do allergies, totally different. You can't actually be allergic to weed, but it CAN cause a pseudo-reaction... and neither is directly the weed, it's people not being able to handle their shit.
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Edited 3 years ago
Now... getting so high you think jumping off a building is a good idea, or having a reaction similar do allergies, totally different. You can't actually be allergic to weed, but it CAN cause a pseudo-reaction... and neither is directly the weed, it's people not being able to handle their shit.
Ahhh... Right, that one 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
@carbontech I wouldn't even do that. It works, but it gets that.... flavor. Get a crock pot and slow roast it for 8 hrs... which they obviously don't have enough butter for.
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stomachs 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
yes... and it's still not as good as good sex. Don't get me wrong, it's good, just not as good.
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Bet Covid would not stand a chance - let‘s bring it back! 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
"skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients" That shit always gets me... like... the put chloroform on the list... exactly how fucked up are these other ones?
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Good ideas 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Imagine being so fucking stupid you need a dog to teach you how to read because even your parents can't.
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Bored? Why not fill your dog with helium? 3 comments
Spacecraft control panels over the years 2 comments
A picture I took standing over Times Square 2 comments
When’s my fitting? 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I fucking cracked up at that Manifest Destiny part XD
I'm pretty sure z is the one going around downvoting you all the time
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I'm pretty sure z is the one going around downvoting you all the time
Dis fax doe 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I like gravel... tho I don't enjoy falling on it. It makes it so I can make pots where the water filters out easier, thus preventing root rot, while also providing a stable base for soil.
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20 schmeckles please 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
If Trump had not declared his Twitter account an official WH press outlet, or... just be President, his account would have been not only suspended, but dismantled entirely a LONG time ago. Okay not that long, a few years, but it FEELS like that was a long time ago. The ironic thing is on multiple occasions he has deleted his own tweets, which means he tried to destroy evidence that belongs to the Library of Congress, which is, of course, a crime... and not only is it a crime, it's a felony. The irony of this being he's done so much other shit that even getting to that felony isn't worth the time because he'd be dead LONG before you even got to that case if you were to try him for everything he's done.
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The pyramids were made from love 11 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Except most things in Egypt were not built by slaves. The slaves provided food and drink for the artisans that cut the stone... and most of it was moved then by water, so unless water is a slave, this is a silly comparison. The artisans were paid in coin and a lot of beer (this is genius, btw, because you could use slave labor to make the beer to give to the artisans who would drink the beer and thus, in a way, forcing them to spend most of their "currency". Let us not forget the Nile is and was filled with a bunch of fucking crocs so spending time there just for getting enough water you can only carry back yourself is more dangerous than moving a few things around, and getting on a boat and then moving a few things around more; as the slaves also got beer, but no coin.
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Woosh 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
There is an ad space below this that just went from only saying "gobble"... to an ad for "Dick's Sporting Goods" and I'm fucking laughing so hard right now.
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Hate speech 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I've seen people banned in ff14 just for telling people to use a limit break before the whole party wiped... yet when i get some random tell from some weirdo on an entirely different served multiple times about catboys riding around on giraffes on the way to a "private club" I'm apparently the harasser. Makes perfect fucking sense.
